Wednesday 9 June 2010

Cat Haiku

Knowing what a cultured bunch my readers are, I have decided to put my life to verse, using the ancient Japanese form of haiku....

Lady with buggy
Talking to me in playground.
Will follow you home.
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Watching and waiting,
Tom-cat seems keen to impress.
What's that funny smell?
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If you don't want me
To jump on your bed at night,
Why have a cat flap?
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Not sure where I am.
Must meow till door opens.
Come on, let me in.
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Street needs new road sign:
'Give way to oncoming cats'
Drivers need to learn.
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Dogs are so stupid,
Barking at me, high in tree.
Can't reach me here, fools!
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Heading home for night,
Hear laughter from the Marquis.
Time for a swift one.
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You will be amazed
How long I can make myself,
Stretched out on your bed.
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Next up, Nancy: The Sonnets.

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